INT. TARGET - DAY
PATRICK and JESSE meander through the candle aisle.
JESSE
I'm thinking something like this.
Patrick takes a whiff.
PATRICK
What is that? Laundry?
JESSE
Lavender springs.
PATRICK
How bout this one?
Jesse smells Patrick's feeble attempt.
JESSE
What is that? Jelly donut?
PATRICK
Exactly!
JESSE
We aren't getting jelly donut candles. (beat) These ones are nice. Smell that.
PATRICK
It smells like laundry.
JESSE
It's vanilla mist.
PATRICK
What about this?
JESSE
Is that pumpkin pie?
PATRICK
Yeah.
JESSE
Why do all your candles smell like food?
PATRICK
Why do all your candles smell like laundry?
JESSE
Why do I bother bringing you here?
I we were suppose to want to eat candles, we wouldn't make them out of wax.
ReplyDeleteThat's why we need a candle that smells like fresh-baked bread wrapped in a towel (like they do at fancy restaurants). Laundy + Food = Perfect Candle.
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