Ragtime Christmas

This week's challenge comes from none other than the Script Department's Julie Gray by way of her blog Just Effing Entertain Me.

Our prompt: Use the words "Aztec" "eggnog" and "felicity" in the context of a 1-page Christmas script.

Seeing as how I had already included a lot of eggnog talk in my most recent contest submission, I decided this would be a sequel of sorts to that short.

Here goes...

INT. LIVING ROOM - CHRISTMAS MORNING

MIKE, 27 with a burgeoning paunch, takes conservative sips of his eggnog while his brother HANK, 29, and Hank's fiance ANNA, also 29, wrestle wrapping paper from the harmless claws of GOZER, a two month-old kitten.

They are seated in a small triangle, each point fortified with a pile of gifts.

ANNA

We're going clockwise, right?

MIKE

Hank's turn! (beat) I think you'll like this one.

HANK

Hm, this looks a lot like a record.

ANNA

No way! Really?

HANK

Did you seriously find Felicity Rag on vinyl?

MIKE

Guess you'll have to open it.

ANNA

Where did you find it? I looked everywhere!

Hank gently untapes the wrapping paper from the gift.

HANK

Oh... it's a calendar... for 2013...

Hank opens the calendar.

HANK

...and it's completely blank.

MIKE

It's an Aztec calendar, get it?

HANK

Is this because I faked hypoglycemia to steal your eggnog last year?

Gozer sneezes.