Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Excuses, excuses.

EXT. SANTA MONICA COURTHOUSE - DAY

BRUCE FINK, 38 overweight and coffee-stained, shuffles up the courthouse steps fifteen minutes late for his own divorce proceedings, in keeping with his soon-to-be-ex-wife's expectations.

High atop the steps, KAREN stands with her lawyer, arms akimbo.

KAREN

You look like shit.

BRUCE

Sorry I'm late.

KAREN

What happened to the nice pants I bought you?

BRUCE

I had to have the waist taken out.

KAREN

Is that waist with an 'I' or an 'E'.

BRUCE

Fuck you, Karen.