Apple Spec...

INT. JOBS RESIDENCE - DAY

STEVE JOBS, 55 bearded and awesome, sips his early morning coffee. He addresses the camera.

STEVE JOBS

The other day I was out shopping for clothes when I thought...

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INT. LOCAL FORMAL WEAR OUTLET - DAY

A more attractive Steve Jobs holds a black turtleneck against his muscular form and switches it for another identical turtleneck. Suddenly he looks up in epiphany.

STEVE JOBS (V.O)

A computer should turn on instantly, and I should be able to locate files just by just typing the filename, and computers should be virus-free!

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INT. JOBS RESIDENCE - DAY

Jobs takes another sip.

STEVE JOBS

Then I realized, Macs have done that for ten years.

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INSERT: Apple Logo

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INT. JOBS RESIDENCE - DAY

Jobs smiles big for the camera.

STEVE JOBS

I'm Steve Jobs, and apparently Windows 7 was my idea.

Props to Andrea for inspiring this one...