INT. ELEVATOR - DAY
PATRICK ages in an elevator with JUSTIN BIEBER. They talk about movies.
JUSTIN
...and the racing scenes are awesome.
PATRICK
Yeah! The thing with the jeep almost reminded me of Jurassic Park.
JUSTIN
Of what?
PATRICK
The scene in Jurassic Park where the T-Rex is after the jeep.
JUSTIN
I don't know if I've seen that one.
Patrick is confused.
PATRICK
If you've seen Jurassic Park? With the dinosaurs and the Goldblum and everything?
JUSTIN
Must've been before I was born.
PATRICK
What? No, this is recent. This was like '93.
JUSTIN
I was born in 94.
PATRICK
You're shitting me.
Bieber shrugs. The elevator stops.
PATRICK (CONT'D)
This is my stop.
JUSTIN
I have a ways to go.
Patrick exits.
The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.
ReplyDeletePatrick: Thanks for writing, simply for the sake of writing. One day this exchange with Justin will be PRICELESS (how, I'm not sure).
ReplyDeleteFunny, as always. I think it'd be cool to have a few more run-ins with Justin Bieber. Why? Because it's funny. Kid's Canadian and speaks like a rapper. Land Before Time rocks, by the by. Little Foot.
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