Tuesday, April 19, 2011

I don't know. CAN you?

INT. BAR - NIGHT

A MAN steps in from the cold through the thick carcinogenic exhaust of the evening crowd.

His eyes come to rest on a WOMAN at the bar, her beauty radiating through the tufts of smoke.

He approaches.

MAN

Can I buy you a drink?

WOMAN

What do I look like? Freecreditreport.com?

MAN

Sorry, MAY I buy you a drink?