INT. BILLINGS MANOR - DAY
LIONEL BILLINGS II, 58 and lanky, adjusts his monocle and calls to his portly manservant WESLEY, 35 and fidgety.
LIONEL
Wesley! Please retrieve my things and procure the fastest plane ever built. To fly the plane I require the pilot with the most successful landing record ever achieved.
WESLEY
Very well sir, but statistically speaking, wouldn't that make him the most likely to crash?
LIONEL
Right you are! Very well. Get me the pilot who has crashed most recently.
WESLEY
Right away, sir!
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