Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Nether mind

INT. ALAMO MEXICAN RESTAURANT - NIGHT

The O'Riley family endulges in some delicious Mexican cuisine.

MOM

So how's Jesse doin' in Jamaica?

PATRICK

Actually she's in the Netherlands Antilles. Near Jamaica though. I guess she's having fun.

MIKEY

I thought Jamaica was a part of the Netherlands.

MOM

Jamaica's a country! That's why it has a bobsled team.

MIKEY

I just thought everything below the equator was the Netherlands.

PATRICK

But it's not below the equator.

DAD

I thought it was second star to the right and straight on til morning.

PATRICK

I think you're confusing it with something else.

2 comments:

建霖 said...
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Martin said...

Somebody got china spammed! Netherlands below the equator... that's rich!