Friday, January 13, 2012

Week 2 - Baby on Bird

INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY

DR. BRIDGES observes the test results and turns back to face his concerned patient SANDRA.

DR. BRIDGES

I'm not sure what to say. Everything seems fully-functional here. Is it possible that the problem lies with your sexual partner?

SANDRA

Oh, no! I don't have a partner. I've decided to go the stork route.

DR. BRIDGES

The stork route?

SANDRA

Yes. I've heard that babies are often delivered to caring mothers free-of-charge by well-trained storks?

DR. BRIDGES

Yes, well, that's a common misconception.

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