Monday, May 18, 2009

I'll Compact You!

EXT. CORNER BAKERY PARKING LOT - DAY

PATRICK deftly swings his truck into the last spot in the ever-crowded CORNER BAKERY PARKING LOT.

TINY CAR MAN

Excuse me, buddy! That's not a full-size spot, that's a compact spot!

Patrick sends the TINY CAR MAN a chrome glare from behind his impressive aviator sunglasses.

PATRICK

(non-chalant)

Excuse me, buddy. I'm not a person who cares, I'm a person who doesn't care.

Patrick enters the bakery for his phone order.

1 comment:

KillerDiller said...

It's Gabe, man. Interesting take on the typical blog fare. I'll be looking forward to more.