Sunday, May 3, 2009

When Pigs Flu...

INT. LAX - MORNING

PATRICK and JESSE muscle their way to the edge of a luggage carousel and await baggage.

JESSE

I don't feel so good.

PATRICK

Maybe it's swine flu.

An eavesdropper scoffs.

RANDOM WOMAN

That's not funny. Swine flu is killing people.

PATRICK

So is starvation. Doesn't make it any less hilarious.

In a huff, the RANDOM WOMAN tries and fails to retrieve her bag. Enveloped by the unyielding crowd, she will have to wait another awkward lap.

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