Monday, June 15, 2009

The Candle Man Can...

INT. TARGET - DAY

PATRICK and JESSE meander through the candle aisle.

JESSE

I'm thinking something like this.

Patrick takes a whiff.

PATRICK

What is that? Laundry?

JESSE

Lavender springs.

PATRICK

How bout this one?

Jesse smells Patrick's feeble attempt.

JESSE

What is that? Jelly donut?

PATRICK

Exactly!

JESSE

We aren't getting jelly donut candles. (beat) These ones are nice. Smell that.

PATRICK

It smells like laundry.

JESSE

It's vanilla mist.

PATRICK

What about this?

JESSE

Is that pumpkin pie?

PATRICK

Yeah.

JESSE

Why do all your candles smell like food?

PATRICK

Why do all your candles smell like laundry?

JESSE

Why do I bother bringing you here?

2 comments:

Jesse said...

I we were suppose to want to eat candles, we wouldn't make them out of wax.

Zack G. said...

That's why we need a candle that smells like fresh-baked bread wrapped in a towel (like they do at fancy restaurants). Laundy + Food = Perfect Candle.