Monday, June 22, 2009

Cough Cough

INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

PATRICK and JESSE catch up on Star Trek: The Original Series.

JESSE

Oh, I forgot to tell you... I spilled Indian food on my car floor mat today. I had to wash it in the bathroom and it's hanging on the shower door so if you wanted to take a shower...

Jesse coughs twice, either genuinely or suggestively.

JESSE

(cont'd)

...you should take the mat down.

PAT

Jeeze, I get it. I stink. I'll take a shower.

JESSE

No! I was just saying if you wanted to...

Jesse coughs twice, either genuinely or suggestively.

JESSE

...that you could.

Patrick takes the hint.

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