Monday, May 10, 2010

If you please...

INT. OFFICE - NIGHT

PATRICK audio Skypes with his writing partner ANDY when JESSE enters with treats.

She holds out a piece of fruit.

JESSE

Have one of these.

PATRICK

Wow, that's yummy.

ANDY

(over audio Skype)

What is it?

PATRICK

It's baby scalp and its surprisingly sweet.

JESSE

It's an Asian pear.

PATRICK

Yeah, they're siamese twins.

5 comments:

Simon said...

Excellent. Good on you, then.

韋于倫成 said...

世間是非,要如水泥地般水過則乾。.........................

建霖 said...

每一粒厄運的種子,卻包孕著未來豐盛的果實..............................

730A_ngelinaRabideau0 said...

死亡是悲哀的,但活得不快樂更悲哀。 ..................................................

EdmundoK_黎 said...

若無一番寒徹骨,焉得梅花撲鼻香。 ............................................................