Monday, May 10, 2010

If you please...

INT. OFFICE - NIGHT

PATRICK audio Skypes with his writing partner ANDY when JESSE enters with treats.

She holds out a piece of fruit.

JESSE

Have one of these.

PATRICK

Wow, that's yummy.

ANDY

(over audio Skype)

What is it?

PATRICK

It's baby scalp and its surprisingly sweet.

JESSE

It's an Asian pear.

PATRICK

Yeah, they're siamese twins.

1 comment:

Simon said...

Excellent. Good on you, then.