Monday, January 11, 2010

Campire

INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

PATRICK rattles away at a spec episode of 30 Rock while JESSE reads over his shoulder.

JESSE

Why doesn't spellcheck tell you "campfire" is spelled wrong?

PATRICK

Because "campire" is a word.

JESSE

What's a campire?

PATRICK

Part of a boat.

JESSE

No it's not.

PATRICK

How do you know?

JESSE

Because you couldn't name a boat part if you tried.

PATRICK

Oh yeah? Sternum!

Jesse stares blankly at Patrick.

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